Post by huflungpoo on Oct 24, 2014 20:05:45 GMT -6
Hey guys... this has worked since 2000 but lately it's not.
r_ignorehwgamma 1
set sensitivity 11
set model uriel/water
set forcemodel 1
set cl_timenudge -20
set spectator "team s;set spec vstr play"
set play "team r; set spec vstr spectator"
set spec "vstr spectator"
bind p "vstr spec"
com_blood 0
seta cg_drawgun 0
seta cg_gibs 0
seta cg_drawstatus 1
seta cg_lagometer 0
seta com_maxfps 150
seta cg_drawstatus 0
seta cg_drawfps 1
seta rate 25000
seta snaps 40
unbind q
unbind v
bind q "+zoom"
bind n "screenshot"
bind v exec g.name
bind F9 exec c1.name
bind F10 exec d.name
bind F11 exec e.name
bind F12 exec h1.name
bind ] exec g.name
bind [ exec stu.name
bind f "ya sure... it's all fun and games until someone loses a weiner"
bind g "say ^3Very funny Scotty, now beam down my ^1PANTS^3!!"
bind h "say ^1MEDIC!!!"
bind l "say ^1funny funny stuff...lol"
bind k "say ^3good game, yes thanks, you too blah blah blah"
bind m "say ^3 Please return the stewardess to her original, upright position"
bind b "say ^5 Next time put some ^1BALLS ^5into it ^1GIRLS"
bind t "say ^1 CLEAN UP IN AISLE 6 BY THE TAMPONS PLEASE"
bind F3 "say ^5Good to see you back in ^3MEN'S ^5clothes again!"
bind F4 "say ^7ANYTHING ^2is possible with ^7ENOUGH ^2lubrication"
bind F5 "say ^1 I crack me up"
bind F6 "say ^3 Sir.. take your hand off of your pee pee, you'll go blind like that"
bind F7 "say ^6 Excuse me Maam... one of your ben-wa balls dropped out!"
bind F8 "say ^3 How about a nice big cup of SHUT THE F**K UP?"
set rail0 "color 0; set rrail vstr rail1"
set rail1 "color 1; set rrail vstr rail2"
set rail2 "color 2; set rrail vstr rail3"
set rail3 "color 3; set rrail vstr rail4"
set rail4 "color 4; set rrail vstr rail5"
set rail5 "color 5; set rrail vstr rail6"
set rail6 "color 6; set rrail vstr rail0"
vstr rail0
set rrail vstr rail0
bind = "weapon 7; vstr rrail"
seta cg_runpitch 0.000
seta cg_runroll 0.000
seta cg_bobpitch 0.000
seta cg_bobroll 0.000
seta cg_bobup 0.000
//EOF
r_ignorehwgamma 1
set sensitivity 11
set model uriel/water
set forcemodel 1
set cl_timenudge -20
set spectator "team s;set spec vstr play"
set play "team r; set spec vstr spectator"
set spec "vstr spectator"
bind p "vstr spec"
com_blood 0
seta cg_drawgun 0
seta cg_gibs 0
seta cg_drawstatus 1
seta cg_lagometer 0
seta com_maxfps 150
seta cg_drawstatus 0
seta cg_drawfps 1
seta rate 25000
seta snaps 40
unbind q
unbind v
bind q "+zoom"
bind n "screenshot"
bind v exec g.name
bind F9 exec c1.name
bind F10 exec d.name
bind F11 exec e.name
bind F12 exec h1.name
bind ] exec g.name
bind [ exec stu.name
bind f "ya sure... it's all fun and games until someone loses a weiner"
bind g "say ^3Very funny Scotty, now beam down my ^1PANTS^3!!"
bind h "say ^1MEDIC!!!"
bind l "say ^1funny funny stuff...lol"
bind k "say ^3good game, yes thanks, you too blah blah blah"
bind m "say ^3 Please return the stewardess to her original, upright position"
bind b "say ^5 Next time put some ^1BALLS ^5into it ^1GIRLS"
bind t "say ^1 CLEAN UP IN AISLE 6 BY THE TAMPONS PLEASE"
bind F3 "say ^5Good to see you back in ^3MEN'S ^5clothes again!"
bind F4 "say ^7ANYTHING ^2is possible with ^7ENOUGH ^2lubrication"
bind F5 "say ^1 I crack me up"
bind F6 "say ^3 Sir.. take your hand off of your pee pee, you'll go blind like that"
bind F7 "say ^6 Excuse me Maam... one of your ben-wa balls dropped out!"
bind F8 "say ^3 How about a nice big cup of SHUT THE F**K UP?"
set rail0 "color 0; set rrail vstr rail1"
set rail1 "color 1; set rrail vstr rail2"
set rail2 "color 2; set rrail vstr rail3"
set rail3 "color 3; set rrail vstr rail4"
set rail4 "color 4; set rrail vstr rail5"
set rail5 "color 5; set rrail vstr rail6"
set rail6 "color 6; set rrail vstr rail0"
vstr rail0
set rrail vstr rail0
bind = "weapon 7; vstr rrail"
seta cg_runpitch 0.000
seta cg_runroll 0.000
seta cg_bobpitch 0.000
seta cg_bobroll 0.000
seta cg_bobup 0.000
//EOF